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…Nun’ya who? Nun’ya business … hah!

nuns.jpgWhat is the world coming to when you can’t even trust a nun? I remember my days in Catholic school, where nuns were the paragons of virtue, patience, and piety. They were the feared dispensers of justice and punishment for transgression.

And now? They’re petty criminals out to turn a quick buck, but I tell you. Sister Mary Margaret, why? WHY???

A village in Spain is up in arms over a pair of nuns who allegedly stole three sacred statues from a now-closed church. After a raging termite infection the likes of which has not been seen since Paris Hilton’s last pelvic exam, the church was forced to close. The nuns moved to Toledo and removed the three statues from the church, one of which was a veneered statue of Christ used in town celebrations.

Unable to enter the church due to the keys also having been taken, the townsfolk have turned to sit-ins, pot banging, and some whining, whimpering and general pissy-ness. They may upgrade to Terror Threat Level Fuscia if no word is received from the nefarious nuns.

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"After a raging termite infection the likes of which has not been seen since Paris Hilton’s last pelvic exam"

Oh, you just made my day!

Then my work here is worthwhile, Monica. Vive La Quizlaw!