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Florida Headline of the Day

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“Pregnant woman attacked over beach towel.”

What?! Well I guess the other lady just really wanted that towel.

When questioned, [Mary] Riley admitted that she knew the victim was pregnant, and stated, “Ya, I knew she was pregnant.”

She’s been charged with aggravated assault for attacking the woman.


(*Note: Pregnant woman not pictured.)

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What an ass. And that chick who stole that towel was pretty horrible too.

If you feel like a cheap laugh or two, head to the original story and read the comments.

Your wright Just Joe - I hart duh SpellingNazi.

This story is terrible. Has anything good ever come from Florida?