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Nothing cheers me up on a busy work day like some Southern hijinks

pbr-can.jpgBusy busy beaver at work at the moment, so let’s cut right to the chase. A 52-year-old Texas woman showed up to a wake in Arkansas with a can of beer (“nothing drowns the sorrow like PBR!”). When asked to leave, she grabbed some dude’s face, scratching him up. So dude’s mom slaps the the drunk lady and kicks her in the chest. Despite her protestation that “no backwood country cop” was going to take her to jail, the drunk lady was, indeed, hauled off. As was the chest-kicking mommy.

Back to work I go, a little happier for knowing of this tale.

(Hat tip to reader Laura)

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Gee...aren't you disappointed this didn't happen in Florida?