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Newest National Sensation: Nappy Headed Hos

73846071.jpgDon Imus is back, bitches. That dumbass racist fuckwit is getting another show, this time on the nation’s largest talk radio station at an annual salary in the millions! That’ll teach him to say disparaging things about black female basketball players.

But then again, if it weren’t for Imus, this old white guy below never would’ve written the greatest rap song of the modern era, “Nappy Headed Hos.” Oh, it’s catchy. “Ice Ice Baby,” catchy. Sit back, crack open a Red Bull, and soak it in, Mighty Whities.