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Mike Tyson Appears in Rocky Balboa, Subsequently Arrested. Coincidence?

tyson.jpgSpeaking of crazy bastards, former heavyweight champion of the world and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson, appears to be headed back to prison. Tyson was charged yesterday in Phoenix, Arizona with drug possession and driving under the influence of drugs. The two felonies and two misdemeanors that Tyson is facing have the potential of putting him behind bars from between two and seven years. The charges stem from an arrest last Friday, in which Tyson was caught with two bags of cocaine.

Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas said that Tyson had run out of second chances and that he was seeking a prison term. “A week ago, my kids and I were watching Rocky Balboa in the movie theater,” Thomas said, “and we saw Mike Tyson make a cameo appearance in the movie, and now here we are and he’s looking at going back to prison.”

Now, that’s power. You have no idea how many times I’ve wanted to arrest and then prosecute a celebrity after he’s appeared in a terrible film. Andrew Thomas: You’re my hero. If only you could find away to get to Larry the Cable Guy.

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tyson is reacting to his past failures in view of his inability to meet the world's demand again. let the whole world pray for him for a change of life because he may not come back of prison alive. he simply wants to meet up with the world having lost his past glory.may God save his live (Amen)