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Michael J. Fox is an Asshole

You know who sucks? Michael J. Fox. Can you believe that guy? That palsied freak has the audacity to come out, in public, and exploit his Parkinson’s for partisan gain. Despicable! What’s worse is that this amoral son of a bitch clearly goes off his medication before appearing on camera, so as to exaggerate the effects of his disease. Can you believe how low some people will stoop?

At least, that’s what Rush Limbaugh is saying, clearly taking the moral high ground here by accusing Michael J. Fox of tossing his meds before appearing in this commercial to support Democrat Claire McCaskill in her run for Senate. On his radio show, despite any evidence to support his claim, Limbaugh claims that Fox admitted he goes off his medication before appearing in public to illustrate the ravages of the disease. “I stated when I saw this ad,” Limbaugh said, “that he’s either off his medication or acting. He is an actor.” He continues by saying, “I think that this is exploitative in a way that’s unbecoming either Claire McCaskill or Michael J. Fox.”

You know what’s unbecoming, Rush? Some douchebag who clearly doesn’t have a problem staying on his meds — so long as it’s Oxycontin — coming out and suggesting that anyone would play up a ravaging disease simply to ouster a Republican. Actually, perhaps Rush Limbaugh is playing up his own disgustingly narcissistic windbaggery in order to persuade a few million middle-Americans unintelligent enough to think for themselves. Clearly, if his listeners were capable of independent thought, they wouldn’t deign to listen to this shitheel’s ignorant, contemptible ramblings. A puss-filled pox on your anus, Mr. Limbaugh.

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