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Maybe He Was Trying to Remove Nails from His Arse?

curved_claw_hammer.jpgToday is kinky-freaky messed-up sexual acts Thursday, y’all. First we give you a post about a woman and her boyfriend who had videotaped sex with three dogs (because, really, that’s something you want to share with the world), and now we offer up a man who was getting fresh with a claw hammer.

A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home.
Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St. when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street.
According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home.
Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.
The man, Ronald Miller, did not acknowledge the officer’s presence until they addressed him and still did not say anything.

Maybe you good folks could help me read between the lines here — what sort of lewd act is even possible with a claw hammer, a plastic bag, and motor oil? Not that I want to think about it particularly hard, but I can’t even imagine what he was doing, but I do understand why he didn’t acknowledges the officer’s presence — I mean, what are you gonna say? Pardon, officer — you mind if I take a second and remove this claw hammer from my ass?

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now hold on a second, if this were Florida the man should have called the sheriff and had those peeping tom cops arrested.

It's TOOL TIME!

On so many different levels . . .

TheSmokingGun.com has the original police reports which contain additional details. Hint: he was using the handle.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0806082hammer1.html