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Man Unable to Blow Load Blows Arm Off Instead

genthum.jpgSeriously: What’s the worst you ever overreacted when your loved one wouldn’t put out? I bet you can’t beat this guy, who shot his own arm.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.
When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Well, that’ll show her! That’s a brilliant strategy, dude: If you lived in a Cronenberg flick.

Next time, aim lower.

Oh yeah: Florida.

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Yay my town is now famous - that being said Im trying to get out of here - this story is nothing to some of them we get in the local rag... ;-(