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Man Gets Four Months for “Technically” Violating House Arrest
I didn’t realize that the rules of house arrest had gotten so strict. Suddenly, if you’re under house arrest, you can’t get high and go naked joyriding with a prostitute? Bullshit!
James Boppre broke all the rules of house arrest when he went for a late-night drive in his pickup truck last month.
He did not observe his curfew.
He did not remain sober.
He did not keep the peace.
And as he crashed into a Kitchener car lot — driving naked while speeding, drunk, high on crack cocaine and next to a naked prostitute — he was not being of good behaviour.
Yeah, but did he kill anyone?
Case closed.
