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Lieberman Inches Ever Closer to Gay Sex

lieberman.jpgFormer vice-presidential candidate and Democratic senator from Connecticut, Joseph Lieberman, has officially gone full circle now. After losing the Democratic primary in 2006 to Ned Lamont, Lieberman ran as an independent and siphoned off enough Republican votes to get reelected. Unfortunately, he left his divorce from the Democrats slightly ambiguous, so to nail the message home — I love the G.O.P.! More War! More War! More War! — Lieberman has officially endorsed Republican John McCain for president.

But everyone knows that you can’t officially join the Republicans until you’ve let another man blow you behind a White House dumpster. Hang in there, Joe. Keeps your pants unzipped, and someday you’ll get the call to the big show.