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Lessons in what not to do
Lesson #1 — Don’t make illegal left turns. If you do, you may get pulled over.
Lesson #2 — Don’t make illegal left turns when you have a suspended driver’s license. If you do, you may get pulled over and then arrested.
Lesson #3 — Don’t make illegal left turns when you have a suspended driver’s license and then decide to pay your bail with a counterfeit $50 bill. If you do, you can add a felony charge of possessing a forged instrument to your rap sheet.
