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Lemme see Adam’s Sandler’s shitty Zohan do this!

zohan.jpgIn Canton, Michigan, Joseph Webster wandered into a local bank thinking he was going to make some quick cash. He gave the teller a note telling her he had a bomb strapped to his chest. After hitting the silent alarm, the teller started filling Webster’s bag with cash. But another teller noticed what was going one, and she quietly brought it to the attention of Nabil Fawzi, a bank regular.

Who also happens to be a former member of the Lebanese army.

[Fawzi] tells WXYZ.com he pulled out a 9 mm handgun (for which he had a CCW permit), racked a bullet in the chamber, pointed it at Webster and announced, “You are not robbing this bank!”
The startled Webster countered with, “but, I have a bomb” — but Fawzi wasn’t impressed. “I don’t care. You are not robbing this bank!” was the reply from the other side of the gun. He then forced the Webster into a chair and held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

Fucking. A. Dude. Fucking A.

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I love that, instead of him saying "I don't believe you" or "I can tell it isn't real" or something like that, this guy says "I don;t care."

He was ready to go up in massive explosion, as long as Lucky McBrainiton did NOT rob that bank.

Hard. Core.

Interesting. Under Michigan law, an individual with a CCW can carry into a bank (but not a church - unless authorized by the presiding church official... go figure). One would think that if the bank was Federally-insured, the feds would have something to say about it.

Goddamn. That is totally Fucking A. What a fucking badass!

Fuck. Fucking A.