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Latest Father of the Year Candidate

father-of-the-year.jpgCongratulations to Todd Hansford, a Wisconsin man who is the latest to announce his candidacy for father of the year. He made this announcement in spectacular fashion, by showing up to pick his kids up from day care totally shitfaced.:

He fumbled while trying to use the door’s punch-code access and then walked down the hall with his hand on the wall, witnesses told police. At one point, he supported himself against the wall and then slumped to the floor.
Other parents had to step over him to pass, according to the complaint.

Hansford got into an argument with a staff member who, understandably, didn’t want him taking his two young kids with him. But he pushed her out of the way and stumbled on back to his SUV. Luckily, the sheriff’s deputy showed up before he could swerve off, and Hansford has now been charged with his fifth (!) DUI offense, along with disorderly conduct. And because he had the kids with him, he’s looking at up to 12 years in the clink. Good.