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Landshark
Democrats: Knock-knock.
Bush: Who’s there?
Democrats: Some type of legislation limiting the Iraq war. Maybe something like a revocation of the 2002 vote authorizing the use of force.
Bush: Dubya isn’t here.
Democrats: Sir, you’re speaking right now.
Bush: …I’m only a dolphin.
Democrats: Seriously sir, no surge.
Bush: Condi, it’s for you.
Condi: You don’t have the votes.
Democrats: Well, we could.
Condi and Bush: Well then, fuck off.
