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Landshark

knock.gifDemocrats: Knock-knock.

Bush: Who’s there?

Democrats: Some type of legislation limiting the Iraq war. Maybe something like a revocation of the 2002 vote authorizing the use of force.

Bush: Dubya isn’t here.

Democrats: Sir, you’re speaking right now.

Bush: …I’m only a dolphin.

Democrats: Seriously sir, no surge.

Bush: Condi, it’s for you.

Condi: You don’t have the votes.

Democrats: Well, we could.

Condi and Bush: Well then, fuck off.