« Spank! | Main | It’s Funny ‘til Someone Gets Hurt … »
It is a Small World
A crazy woman out in San Mateo, California is being threatened with fines or jail time, mostly because she’s crazy. She’s painted the roof of her home with slogans she claims are from God, which allege vast government conspiracies and, sadly, violate the city’s regulations on the size of signs (suggesting that if God delivered her smaller messages, maybe she wouldn’t be up shit creek).
The woman, Estrella Benavides, is asserting that the city is violating her freedom of speech rights (isn’t that what the crazies always allege), though the city hasn’t stopped her from broadcasting messages from God through a loudspeaker on her car.
Benavides further claims that the messages from God come to her through a statue at her church, which had me curious? I wonder if the geese that delivered the messages from God that told Carol Lynn Papas to stab her granddaughter to death flew over and unleashed their holy geese droppings on the very statue that speaks to Benavides. Then, it really would be a small world.





