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I’m a Yale Law Student. And Today is the Longest Day of my Life
Yale Law students, apparently, have all the fun. Not only do they get a small class size, renown law professors, ranked year after year atop the U.S. News and World Report’s law schools, and not have to worry about actual grades, but they get homemade sex videos, too. Bastards.
Indeed, according to the New Haven Register, a Yale Law student’s roommate was searching the Internet the other day for an episode of “24” and wound up finding a video of their third roommate and his girlfriend showering (I wonder, actually, where this roommate was purportedly searching for an episode of “24”? Daboink.com?). Naturally, he called in the cops, and his law school roomate, the 26-year-old Joseph Masters, was arrested on voyeurism charges. Masters admitted making the shower video, along with an additional video of his girlfriend, with a tiny pinhole camera. According to Masters, however, he simply installed the camera out of “sheer curiosity,” but he is now seeking psychological treatment to better himself.
On the plus side, the Yallies get their own law school porn. On the negative side, however, if you’re at all familiar with law students at the top schools, these videos likely don’t offer anything you can’t already find at a naked PETA protest, only I suspect that Yale Law students cover up their nudie bits with Con Law texts even while they’re showering. Hmph.
