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If We’ve Told You Once, We’ve Told You a Million Times

cows.jpgDamnit, people. How many times do we have to tell you! Stop shagging the farm animals! You just never listen, do you?

A man caught in a dairy barn just before midnight in late May was not only violating the boundaries of the farmer’s property, but he admitted to police that he was there sexually molesting the cows.
Fifty-six year old Gregory Viens, of Fayston, pleaded no contest last week in Vermont District Court to the misdemeanor charge of unlawful trespass and paid the court $601 in fines for his crime.

But then again, if you use the Hand rule (B < PL), where $601 is the gravity of loss, I think Mr. Viens got off relatively cheap. But those poor cows.