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If I’m going to be a legally-declared whore, I’m going to be a single legally-declared whore

britbrit.jpgBrit-Brit has filed for divorce from Mr. PopoZao himself, and is seeking legal custody of both of their kids. She’s waiving her right to any spousal support, since she’s trying to loose weight and presumably knows that the only thing he’ll be able to provide her are some Ho Hos he pockets when his graveyard shift at the local gas station is over.

…and for what it’s worth, I apologize for hitting you with two Brit-Brit stories in one day. I blame Election Day - it’s got my head all a-twitter.