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If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right

walk-the-line.jpgStanley Kobierowski doesn’t half-ass it. You, you decide to go drunk driving, you have a drink or two. You get pinched with a blood alcohol level of something in the teens, a .11, maybe a .19.

Kobierowski says the teens are for pussies.

When he gets busted for a DUI, he’s got a hefty BAC of almost .50, setting a record for the highest recorded level in Rhode Island for someone who wasn’t dead.

That’s how you do it, kids.

Frankly, this isn’t a surprise. You ever been to Rhode Island? Ain’t shit to do but try to drink yourself dead.

(And if you’re curious, Kobierowski pleaded no contest to his DUI charge, resulting in a one-year loss of his license, probation, a $500 fine and 40 hours of community service. No word on if the state will help him out with his inevitable liver transplant.)