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Idiot
Jazrahel King, a Bridgeport, Connecticut man, stole a Jeep Liberty last month. And after toiling away in it for four weeks or so, King decided he wanted a better, bigger car. So, King did what any self-respecting dumbass with a hard-on for prison would do. He returned to the same used car lot that he stole that Jeep from and tried to trade it in.
Unfortunately for King, the manager recognized that the keys had the dealer’s key ring on them and that the Jeep still had the dealer-provided temporary license plate.
King was arrested. I hope when they put him in jail, the put a dunce cap on his head and stick him in the corner.
