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The Ass Crack Award Goes to …

plumbers_crack.gifIn the further misadventures of legislators having entirely too much goddamn time on their hands, a state senator in Florida has proposed the “Pull Up Your Britches” bill.

Under the proposed law, a student could be suspended for up to 10 days for showing his or her underwear. 10 Days! That’s two weeks. Not for fighting. Not for drug use. Not for excessive tardiness. Not even for failing grades. But for wearing low-rise jeans.

I hate to see what this law will do to those vo-tech high schools where students can specialize in a particular profession, like plumbing. There won’t be enough students to teach.