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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover again and my penis was missing
When I was in high school, I discovered this obscure little song called “Detachable Penis.” Starting with the line used as this post’s title, it detailed a man’s journey to recover his detachable penis, which is often misplaced after going to a party and getting drunk. I won’t ruin the surprise of where he finds said detachable penis.
Anyways, I learned that this song was by a group called King Missile, who had a bunch of songs like this - fun little music with spoken word bits on top of it all. My personal favorite was one called “Martin Scorsese,” wherein the author explains how he would show his love for the director in a which Scorsese-the-director might approve of (and by the by, let me just take this opportunity to plug Scorsese’s latest - The Departed is really fantastic).
Why am I talking about King Missile on a legal blog? Well son of a bitch if the group’s lead singer and lyricist ain’t a New York attorney. Seems that John S. Hall works at the little firm of Heraty Law. As his bio points out, he’s even had cool gigs like doing legal work for DC Comics and doing legal work for a documentary about Bush v. Gore. Good stuff. If I ever need a New York entertainment lawyer, I’m totally calling Mr. Hall up. Especially if the case involves my bloody mutilation of a Hollywood director or a stolen penis.
Comments
Heh- I looked up the lyrics on lyricsbox.com FUNNY
Posted by Sharla | October 10, 2006 11:22 AM
Heh- I looked up the lyrics on lyricsbox.com FUNNY
Posted by Sharla | October 10, 2006 11:22 AM