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I need to move to Australia

australia.jpgI don’t know what the hell I’m doing wasting my time in the so-called “bars” the US has to offer, when I could be hanging out in real bars down under:

A barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend’s nipples, Western Australia police said today.

Awesome, right? And the cops had the nerve to fine the breasty barmaid a grand, and hit the nipple-spoony gal for $500, just for offering the patrons some solid and wholesome entertainment? Preposterous. A local police superintendent says that this “sends a clear message to all licensees … that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises.”


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And that's the best graphic you got? A picture of Australia?


Ditto! We need visual proof of this young lady's, umm, talents.

Really, what the hell were you thinking?