« I Bet The NY Times Wedding Section Misses This One | Main | If this guy really wants to see stupid, he should start prosecuting crimes in Florida »
I Don’t Care What the Bible Says; Jesus Hates You
From Syracuse.com:
Jesus R. Medina is facing charges of third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, second-degree menacing and endangering the welfare of a child, deputies say … It appears that [Jesus] on Saturday night was arguing with the woman outside his home. He revved the engine of his vehicle, put it in gear and dragged the woman down the driveway. [Jesus] using a machete then allegedly threatened a man trying to help, deputies say. A chase ensued. [Jesus] reportedly dropped the machete and punched the other man and a child the victim was holding both in the face.
Jesus doesn’t mess around with sinners no more — you sin, that’s a punch in the face. You break a commandment, you get dragged down a driveway. You take his Dad’s name in vain? He bends you over his knee and snaps your spine in too. Jesus 2.0 is a bad ass.
Comments
As horrible as this is, your commentay did make me laugh. A lot.
Posted by mrfinch | October 29, 2007 4:20 PM
Well, I guess there won't be any kids mouthing off about Santa Claus so damn much this year.
"Now you know the true meaning of Christmas, and it is PAIN!!!!"
Posted by Vermillion | October 29, 2007 6:45 PM