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Hmmm … maybe I need to give this religion thing another try

baptism.jpgA 30-year-old gal in Florida recently had an encounter with the police, who showed up because she was hanging around in the middle of an intersection. Trying to direct traffic. Topless.

The cops say that when they found her, she was “foaming at the mouth and talking to herself.” When they asked her what was going on, she said God had told her to go direct traffic (and, one must assume, to do so topless). She was, unsurprisingly, taken in for a mental examination.

But any God who is ordering women around to do things topless, well, that’s my kinda God.

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But I thought Florida was a God-forsaken state?