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Hey Pee-Wee!

teeny-tiny.jpgSometimes, it’s better just to do the time:

A serial sex offender who failed to convince a jury he could not be a flasher because his genitals were too small was jailed for 20 months.
Michael Carney, a married 41-year-old father of two, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women - and showed the jury at Teesside Crown Court photos as proof.
He was convicted in November of seven counts of outraging public decency and was also sentenced for four counts of indecent assault which he admitted earlier.

I mean, I would hope to never be a sex offender, let alone a serial sex offender. But if I did wind up facing such charges, there’s no way I’d argue my guilt on the basis of having a small manhood. I mean, just take your legal punishment, you know?

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While I was clerking, a man on trial for raping his step daughters was attempting to refute the girls' descriptions of his "junk". He was unbuttoned and halfway unzipped before the judge realized his intention. She ended up sending him to the hospital for an examination, and the nurse came and described what she saw. Which, incidentally, comported with the girls' descriptions.