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Hee-hee … snatch

jenna-j.jpgLAist gives us this puntastic headline: Robber Snatches Rubber Snatch. Seems that last week, someone broke into a store called Fullerton’s Erogenous Zone, and the video surveillance shows that he tried to get the store’s cash but was unable to open the register.

So he looked around, and decided that he was going to take a rubber Jenna Jameson doll (complete with erogenous zones!) so as not to be leaving empty handed. I hope that at least she looked like the old Jenna, and not the new plastic surgery mess Jenna.

By the way, don’t forget that Zombie Strippers is out in theaters now. They’re strippers and they’re zombies, you see.