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Happy Constitution Day!

Scene_at_the_Signing_of_the_Constitution_of_the_United_States.jpgSeptember 17 is officially Constitution Day, ironically created three years ago by the federal government under the Bush Administration. We should all celebrate today’s holiday just like our current President! …By taking our copy to the restroom with us and throwing it under the Reader’s Digest, but only after wiping our ass with it.