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Hahahahaha….Perez Hilton sucks!

aniston.jpgDouchebag blogger Perez Hilton is in legal hot water again. There’s been a photo floating around the internets lately that was allegedly an unaired screen capture from The Break-Up showing Jennifer Aniston’s ta-ta’s. Well it’s not alleged anymore, as there’s a lawsuit over the image.

Universal City Studios Productions claims that the photo was stolen while the film was being made, and that it was then illegally reproduced. They’re now suing Perez (real name: Mario Lavandeira) and his piece of shit website for copyright infringement because he posted the stolen image on his piece of shit website. Universal is seeking an injunction to prevent Hilton from doing anything else with the image, and they’re also requesting that a U.S. Marshal seize the copyrighted image.

While they’re at it, can the marshal seize everything from Perez, and just shut his piece of shit site down? Is that too much to ask?

The AP story on FindLaw says that there “was no response to an e-mail message to Lavandeira seeking comment on the suit.” However, the Smoking got a response:

In an e-mail, Lavandeira wrote that he had not yet seen the Aniston complaint, and would “be in a better position to comment” once his lawyers reviewed the lawsuit.”

Which is obviously a lawyer’s response, spoon-fed to Perez by his attorneys. A response actually coming from Perez would read something like: “I’m so great and Universal can go SCREW itself and I’ll post pictures of Maniston if I want and there’s nothing those fags at Universal can do about because I’m so great!!! Tweee….”

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LMFAO.. Fucking Gold!!

I love the commentary and you are so on point with what Perez's real response would've been like!

I just bookmarked this blog. ♥

Perez Hilton will get his one day soon, one day his arrogance will catch up w/ him & that smarm will be wiped right from his stupid pudgy face. No, I don't like him.

Does anyone else find it amusing that Perez's surname translates to "laundry?"

If EVER there were a more perfect name-as-definer, I don't know of it.

Hooray!!!

So when will Clay Aiken, Beyonce, the gay community, and the rest of the blogosphere launch their own lawsuit??

We've been insulted and abused long enough by this man!!

Awww, poor Perez. Karma is a mother and I hope she bites him hard. And then Paintshops semen dripping out of his mouth and coke coming out of his nose on all his pictures and adds arrows pointing at his ass. The guy is a pathetic moron - I hope he is sweating bullets about all this...

Karma's a bitch, baby!

Well, they didn't shut him down. He was on "Dirt" on Tuesday; I would have loved to hear the conversation between him and Cox. I hope this is his one and only TV appearance.

Bill
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JENIFER ANISTON WANT TO SHOW HER BODY. THAT WHY SHE NUDE ON FILM AND HER BACK YARD. ETC.....DON'T BLAME PAPARAZI OR PEREZ. BLAME HER!

hahaha sucker! perez hilton is a douche. he has no life, he sits in front of his computer all day making fun of celebrities. get a life!