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Guess Whose Fault those $4 a Gallon Gas Prices Is?

If you guessed Barack Obama, you win a lollipop.

Indeed, according to John McCain’s new campaign ad, apparently Barack Obama is singularly responsible for the current state of gas prices. Because that’s just how powerful a one-term Senator from Illinois is. And, I suppose, the converse is that John McCain, who has been in the Senate since Alexander the Great ruled the Earth, still doesn’t have the power to prevent Obama from single-handedly raising gas prices, which he does by going to every gas station in America and manually changing the price on the pumps. Because he’s not just the first black major party candidate, he’s also the oil world’s Santa Claus.