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Gimme Mitt Romney for the Red, White, and Blue!

We get a bad reputation on this site for being a couple of liberal punks, so today, it’s my pleasure to present this tribute to Mitt Romney. Choke on the earnestness, bitches.

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I found a new song for my ipod!

I don't even know how to react to that. "He turned water into wine"? Mitt is Jesus? The most impressive thing I saw in that video was Mitt making NY Gov. Pataki wear a Red Sox Jersey after the '04 series.

That is probably the worst campaign montage I have ever seen/heard in my entire life and now I will have that damn song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Great.