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Dude, why you gotta be a buzzkill?

burglary.jpgJose Guadalupe Flores was minding his own business when two masked men busted into his home and started ransacking the place. So he did what any worried homeowner would do — he called the authorities, and then he got the hell out of there. Trouble is, the two miscreants were there to steal Flores’ weed, eventually making off with 150 pounds (!) of mary jane. When Flores showed back up at his home, sheriff’s deputies were there, wrapping up the 15 pounds of leftover pot they found lying on the floor.

“The guy walked right up and said the drugs were his,” [Sheriff Lupe] Trevino said. “That’s not the smartest move.”

You think?

So now Flores is facing felony possession charges. Worse yet, he’s an illegal immigrant, so he’s stuck in jail until his trial, and he can surely kiss his time in Los Estados Unitos adios.