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Dude, it’s simple math — just wash the fucking dishes
If your girlfriend is batshit crazy and asks you to do the dishes. You do them. Simple equation really:
fucking nuts + request to do chore = done and done
Because if you change the equation ever so slightly, you get a decidedly different answer:
fucking nuts + request to do chore + chore not done = shoulder bite + broken picture frame to face + sword
Ms. Batshit Crazy was, needless to say, arrested.
Comments
Great story. What a weak pimp hand, though.
Anyway, that graphic there? Fun and all, though I've seen it with "evil" instead of "problems" (as in "money is the root of all evil"). Except, you know, saying women are evil makes you sound 1) childish, 2) fundamentalist, or 3) gay.
Posted by JC | September 30, 2008 1:16 PM
Love...hee hee
Posted by Me | September 30, 2008 6:43 PM
Um
Time AND Money = Time + Money
No wonder we're in a financial mess.
Posted by Anon | October 1, 2008 12:31 PM
.... + sword? Jesus :-P.
Posted by Iriska | October 1, 2008 12:40 PM