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Don’t be cruel…

drunk-elvis.jpgI often rag on criminal defendants who show up to the courthouse drunk. But David Blaisell — you, sir, are excused from my normal scorn. Sure, he’s just like all the others I diss, showing up to court tossed at eight in the morning to face a charge of stalking and violating a protective order.

But he showed up dressed like Elivs!

Seems that Blaisell has been an Elvis impersonator for the past five years, and so you can’t really fault the guy for showing up drunk. After all, the 64-year-old looks like old, fat Elvis, so he’s just method acting. Kudos, Mr. Blaisell.