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Does John McCain Heart Rape Jokes?

mccainadsfadsf.jpgWho knows if this is actually true, but allegedly (and we’re a blog, so we make a living in “Allegedly Land”) 22 years ago, John McCain told a joke in horrible taste, which went something like this, according to the Huffington Post:

In an appearance before the National League of Cities and Towns in Washington D.C., McCain supposedly asked the crowd if they had heard “the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?”
The punch line: “When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, “Where is that marvelous ape?”

It’s pretty despicable, and not entirely inconsistent with McCain’s sense of humor, who once joked, “Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? … Because her father is Janet Reno.”

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I guess I'm dense or maybe there is something wrong with my brain. But I missed the part of the joke that is supposed to be funny. I don't get it.

The joke is funny because all women are whores who desire to be beaten senseless and raped with a big fat gorilla dick.

Not gonna vote for me now? Go ahead and vote for Obama, after all, thats the plan! We're all on the same team, and back in the Senate, I'll continue to vote this country into poverty.

Don't bother voting for a "third" party.
You would just be throwing your vote away.

The sooner you realize that we run government, industry, medicine, energy, media, and anything else that matters, the better. I never much liked ignorant slaves. How can you enjoy their pain, when they dont even know they should be suffering? Ridiculous. I want my slaves to know that my hand holds the lash!