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Democrats Want Turd Blossom’s Ass

karl-rove.jpgYesterday, John Conyers, high ranking Michigan representative, told two people — as heard by The Crypt — that they were closing in on Karl Rove:

“Someone’s got to kick his ass.
Asked a few minutes later for a more official explanation, Conyers told us that Rove has a week to appear before his committee. If he doesn’t, said Conyers, “We’ll do what any self-respecting committee would do. We’d hold him in contempt. Either that or go and have him arrested.”
Conyers said the committee wants Rove to testify about his role in the imprisonment of former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman, among other things. “We want him for so many things, it’s hard to keep track,” Conyers said

This is like the Yankees beating the Red Sox in an exhibition spring training game the spring after the Sox won the World Series. As in, so fucking what? You know what, Democrats — you had your chance to take down Rove — I mean, really take him down — and you blew it. Many times. Now, it’s time to leave the guy alone. He won. You lost. Let it go.

And you know what else I’ve just realized? While I loathe Karl Rove, I loathe him the same way I loathe Scalia or the way I would’ve reviled the Patriots if they’d gone 19-0, with begrudging respect. (Of course, since the Pats lost, I have no respect for them — just loathing).

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Why must you defame my beloved Pats by putting them in a Karl Rove post? Why?

I'd like to respectfully submit, BULLSHIT! This cocksucker deserves a life on the run, at best. How many lives has he ruined in the service of the Douchebag in chief? Fuck him. Double fuck him.