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Damn it people!

drunkard.jpgI’m getting fucking tired of telling you this — stop showing up to court three sheets to the wind!

A $72 traffic ticket wound up being the least of Richard Erickson’s worries when he showed up to court to fight the ticket, only to be found three times over the legal intoxication limit. Erickson was shocked at his blood results — shocked, I say — saying: “I would never intentionally come to court that way. I had nothing today.”

And he only stunk of booze because of his new Jack and Coke flavored deodorant, I’m sure.

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i clicked through to the link, but it almost put me to sleep.

Thats why I love you guys, you keep the relevant news interesting.