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Cruel pigs!

police-escort.jpgDaniel Osborne just wanted to see his mother for Christmas. But she lives in Washington, and he was in Salt Lake City. What’s a guy to do, when he has no money for a plane, train or automobile? Well Osborne decided to steal a truck.

If this were a movie, when the cops busted him, they would’ve felt the Christmas spirit and given him a police escort to Washington.

That didn’t happen. Heartless pricks.

Of course, it probably didn’t help any that the truck Osborne stole was a firetruck