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Crazy like a fox
An Indiana man who goes by the name “Vampire Killer” is protesting a small claims case he’s involved in. Instead of taking a page from the book of successful protests that have taken place in the past, Vampire Killer is treading in new waters. His protest consists of mailing boxes of sandwiches to the courthouse. More specifically, sandwiches made of cat shit. “They all say I’m crazy,” says Mr. Killer, “but I’m crazy about my rights.” He intends to continue mailing such treats on a weekly basis, and will only leave his house if the police show up with an arrest warrant and a federal agent.
In a related story, a local Denny’s is planning to introduce the Cat Scat Fever Sandwich. Taste-testers have said it’s a marked improvement over other menu choices.
