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Crazy is as Crazy will do

ocho-cinco.jpgChad Johnson was a good receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Chad Johnson was a fan of end zone antics.

Chad Johnson, simply put, was.

But Chad Johnson no longer is.

That’s because he’s now Chad Ocho Cinco. Nut job went and legally changed his last name to the Spanishification of his jersey number that he’s used to refer to himself of late. Too bad he didn’t use the name his coach gave him — Ocho Psycho — cause those jerseys would sell like fucking hotcakes.