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Common Sense Lesson #159

delivery-van.jpgOk, look. It’s a bad idea to steal a delivery van. Because if you’re caught, you can be charged with a felony count of theft and, if you tried to evade the cops, a count of eluding a law enforcement vehicle. And you’re most definitely going to get chased by the cops for stealing a delivery van when it’s a delivery van for Donut Delight Delivery. I mean, come on dude, what the hell were you thinking?