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Common Sense Lesson #147

thumbdrive.jpgWe’re giving you a twofer in this Common Sense Lesson.

First — and this isn’t just common sense, but it’s the morally and legally right thing here, people — just say no to child porn. Seriously – please go get yourself some help.

Second, if you insist on being a degenerate, knowing that the mere possession of child porn is illegal, it’s probably not a good idea to keep your kiddie porn on a thumb drive. Because when you lose that thumb drive and then go to the police to track it down, they’re kinda going to know it’s yours. Then they’ll raid your house and maybe find more kiddie porn.

And yes, the story that inspired this Common Sense Lesson may have taken place in Australia, but common sense down under works just the same as common sense up hither.