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Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

fire_01.jpgTwo days ago, we brought you news that Amanda Monti had officially surpassed Lorena Bobbitt in the genital mutilation department, after she so rudely yanked out her ex-boyfriend’s testicle and attempted to eat it. At a party, no less!

Well, one woman in Moscow doesn’t like to be shown up:

A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”

And he was even drinking vodka … don’t you love it when Russian stereotypes are fulfilled by a man whose penis burns like a torch?

(Thanks for the tip, Jennifer)

| Comments (2)


Ehhh I'm not lawyer but I can promise he knows what he did to deserve it. No man gets his thingy lopped off by his ex without knowing why!

But the real question is was it a big fire or a small fire? Sorry, couldn't resist!