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Carmel, Indiana is a filthy and heathenous city!

carmel-city-hall.jpgCarmel, Indiana’s City Council recently considered a non-binding resolution that would’ve made the place a “family friendly city.” The resolution was defeated 5-2, much to the disappointment of co-sponsor Eric Seidensticker, who said: “This was all about ‘let’s make Carmel a G-rated city.’” Supporters of the proposal include folks who went against Victoria’s Secret last year to get them to stop showing off lingerie in their local store window because, why in the world why they use such naughty sexual imagery to sell lingerie?

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I know Carmel, and it may be the whitest, snobbiest small town in middle America. The only thing about this story that surprises me is that the resolution was defeated.

I know Carmel as well, and I have to agree with idgiepug. I believe that this is the same town that tried to ban vinyl siding on houses.

Miss Peters: Last week, class, we discussed the geography of Main Street. This week we're going to be talking about Elm Street. Now, can anyone tell me the difference between Elm Street and Main Street? Tommy.

Tommy: It's not as long?

Miss Peters: That's right, Tommy, it's not as long. Also, it only has houses, so the geography of Main Street is different than the geography of Elm Street.

Miss Peters: Mary Sue!

Jennifer (Mary Sue): Yeah. What's outside of Pleasantville?

[the entire class turns to look at her]

Miss Peters: I don't understand.

Jennifer: Outside of Pleasantville? Like, what's at the end of Main Street?

Miss Peters: [chuckles and shakes her head] Mary Sue. You should know the answer to that! The end of Main Street is just the beginning again.