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Blue-Collar Millionaire Feels Your Pain / Is It Over?

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The Associated Press reports that Hillary Clinton dug into her $108 million personal worth last month and pulled out another $6.4 million, thus enabling her to more readily identify with poor, blue-collar workers who have to live from paycheck to paycheck. Because when a mill worker runs out of cash and can’t pay his mortgage, you know what he does? He just dips into his millions, of course!

Meanwhile, did anyone see Hillary’s “victory” speech last night? Her sad little, deluded victory speech? The one where she basically begged people to send her money? …

Oh, wait: This just in — Hillary has canceled all public appearances today.

Is she finally dropping out? Is it over?