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Another Mother of the Year

motherOfTheYear.jpgForty-two year old Ann Mendoza called the cops to her home at 10:30 in the morning because she couldn’t find her wallet. Which is, of course, totally a reason to call the cops. When they showed up, they found that Ms. Mendoza was pregnant. And drunk. About 8 beers drunk.

Worse yet, she has twin 2-year-old daughters who the cops said were only partially clothed and laying around amidst broken glass and feces. Needless to say, Mendoza was arrested for child endangerment.