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A Cautionary Tale about Steroids for the Kids
The story goes like this: Michael Beaulieu, 37, who had only been released from jail for assaulting his girlfriend two days prior, decided, I guess, that a man who just finished serving time needs breakfast in bed. And when the same girlfriend he’d assaulted previously didn’t get it for him, Beaulieu got upset. How upset? Well, first he tried to suffocate his girlfriend with a pillow. Nope - that didn’t work. Next, he attempted to stab her in the neck with a telephone antennae. Damn … that didn’t work either. So, what’d he do next?
He threatened to shove a bag of explosives in her mouth and light it if she didn’t stop screaming. I guess it worked, too, because he later allowed his girlfriend to leave, to go get him some breakfast. I suppose one can work up a hearty appetite trying to kill a loved one.
At any rate, Beaulieu was arrested and “charged with possession of an explosive device, first-degree unlawful restraint, possession of a controlled substance and threatening.” When police arrested him, they found in his suitcase a large assortment of steroids. No shit? I’d have never expected that steroids were involved. I suspect the whole argument started when Beaulieu’s girlfriend noted how small his penis had gotten since last she saw him.
