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…you’ve gotta’ ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya’, punk?
You know the drill. I hate Mondays, you hate Mondays, we all hate Mondays. But as always, Florida is there to help us plow through the doldrums. This time, however, our Florida aid comes not from a stupid criminal but from a stupid judge.
Said stupid judge would be the honorable Michael Hauversburk, a first-year county judge. See, Hauversburk was concerned about the lack of security in his courtroom with respect to a particular defendant. So he decided to bring his own gun into the courtroom, announce that he was “locked and loaded” and tell the man’s defense attorney that if the man did anything the judge didn’t like he would “fire first and ask questions later.” Needless to say, Hauversburk has since apologized and admitted that this was an overreaction, and he’s been ordered to seek mentoring.
And all future defendants appearing before Judge Hauversburk are reminded to keep track of just how many shots Hauversburk fires off in court, just in case they should find themselves in a “feel lucky” situation.
