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Your Dead Hooker and You

hclements_prostitute.jpgAll right now: Think back to the worst date you’ve ever had in your entire life. Multiply it by a billion, and maybe it’s almost as bad as an unidentified Seattle man, who hired a prostitute back in mid May. After toking up and having sex with the 47-year-old woman, the Seattle man decided to go to 7-11 to get some beer. His hooker friend stayed behind to take a bath.

Unfortunately, when the man returned about 20 minutes later, he discovered the woman in his bathtub. Dead. He panicked. He slapped her around in an effort to revive her, but she wouldn’t wake.

So, this Seattle man did what anyone would do in his position – he hung out in his apartment and got drunk for the next three days, trying to come up with a plan for what to do with the lady-ho’s body. At one point, even, he climbed out his apartment window and began digging a hole in the back, but had a change of heart, returning to run the dead woman a cold bath, so that her body wouldn’t decompose.

Eventually, after three days, he called his boss and they phoned the police, who came to fetch the waterlogged body. And believe it or not, pending a toxicology report, there is no suspicion of foul play. In fact, though it is a misdemeanor not to report a death in Washington, police have so far declined to press charges.

Best of all, the story gives me the opportunity to present this video entitled, “Your Dead Hooker and You.” Enjoy.

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