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Wow. Just … wow.
Richard Chip Dougherty was busted for a DUI. Normally, that’ll get you a single criminal charge. Maybe, if you’re an asshole and fight the cops, or you’re an idiot and have some illegal shit in your car, you might get a couple more charges on top of the DUI charge.
But Dougherty is something special. His DUI bust has left him facing over a hundred felony counts. Seems the cops found some forged prescriptions on Dougherty when he was busted back in August. One investigation-over-a-few-months later, and now he’s facing “58 counts of forgery, 31 counts of obtaining a controlled substance by fraud, 31 counts of criminal use of personal identification information and 29 counts of trafficking in controlled substances.”
Do I even need to tell you this was in Florida?
Nah, didn’t think so.
Comments
When you're caught over fifty times with forgery, you have to realise you're no good at it. Underestimating fellow Floridans equals failure.
Posted by JC | October 15, 2008 2:23 PM